Celebrity Crush: Zach Galifianakis
Sunday, 20 December 2009
I’m expecting to take a lot of flack for what I’m about to say: I have a raging fangirl crush on Zach Galifianakis. I’ve always known it, but watching The Hangover and Bored to Death tonight really solidified it for me. He’s everything I want in a man: chubby, bearded, hilarious – he can do no wrong.
I know pretty much nothing about the dude, except that he reminds me of someone I once knew, and that endears him to me; he’s a fucking stone cold fox {he is honestly 100% my type}; he has a homeless man beard; and he was born in North Carolina, Just Like Me. We’re clearly soul mates.
Zach, if you’re reading, let’s get married. I’m pretty funny, relatively attractive, and I’ll stroke your beard and rub your tummy while you fall asleep. I promise. Think about it.






No. 1 — December 25th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Have you ever seen Between Two Ferns? There are several of them:
http://bit.ly/FcyR
No. 2 — January 7th, 2010 at 1:05 am
I support this crush, being a chubby bearded man myself.
No. 3 — April 23rd, 2010 at 2:55 am
i was about to say, you would love between two ferns. it's high-larious.
No. 4 — April 24th, 2010 at 1:12 am
I'm a big fan!